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I’ve got news for you.. satire is dead
As a new series of HIGNFY approaches, its comedy is now preaching to the converted, and feels toothless in an age of virtue signalling but no virtue.
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Cartoon: What would happen to an army full of Boris Johnsons?
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The Conservatives know they’re going to lose. But they still have no idea why
The Tories’ delusion knows no bounds – their electoral annihilation will be blamed on everyone and everything other than themselves
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Self-obsessed traitors in a stately old building.. we’ve seen it all before
The current iteration of the Conservative Party might well have grounds to sue The Traitors’ creators for plagiarism
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A change in government could see the return of political satire
Bringing an end to the Tories' real-life psychodrama could finally give satirists something to work with
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Vote Conservative. Because NOTHING that goes wrong is EVER our fault
The Tories have denied responsibility for every scandal and disaster that has blighted their calamitous 14 years in power. So whose fault is it, exactly?
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From Mr Bates vs the Post Office to Wallpapergate in the Cabinet Office
The story of the Post Office scandal has sparked a flurry of activity, so here are some more unresolved scandals that could be turned into TV dramas
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After all the pundits’ predictions.. now for things that WON’T happen in 2024
Initially, I thought about attempting to predict the new year’s events. Then I realised that in the case of THIS new year, it simply isn’t possible
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St Boris’s Primary presents: a Christmas Nativity play
Don't miss this festive season’s must-watch production...
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Get ready for Nigella Farage as third-rater seeks another TV funwash
Having finished third on I’m a Celebrity, Nasty Nigel will no doubt be back on our screens with further cynical attempts to detoxify his public image
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Our Christmas gift guide for the good, the bad and the ugly
What would you buy Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer for Christmas?
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Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark arts of politics
Which bittersweet symphonies best sum up Britain’s political parties?
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Who the hell ordered the regeneration of out-of-time Lord David Cameron?
His sudden and unexpected reappearance in Downing Street can mean only one thing: David Cameron IS Doctor Who
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No peace for the wicked, as the Tories find it’s a long week in politics
Even by recent standards, it’s been quite a week for the Conservatives. Sunak actually grows a pair, Braverman is out (for now), and an old face is back in the cabinet
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Think you’re not an extremist? Think again, those of you who mock Tory MPs
Cruella Braverman’s proposed new laws will make it illegal to even have mean thoughts about the Conservatives
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Boris Johnson gets a show on GB News. It’s a match made in Hades
What might Boris Johnson name his new show? Here are a few ideas...
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That glitter brought glamour to Keir Starmer… so break out the lasers and mirrorball
Glitter made his conference speech interesting. But, why should the Labour leader stop there?
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The Shit List 2023
They brought us Brexit, immigrant paranoia and Boris Johnson. Here’s our definitive rundown of 50 people the UK could definitely do without
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The Tories are keeping it unreal as we enter a new age of Quantum Politics
If the party’s mind-boggling conference is anything to go by, the Conservatives’ flight from reality is complete
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The Tories rave on in Madchester but no-one is listening
Plan your time at the Conservative Party conference with this handy guide...
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Imagine all the people emptying seven bins.. it isn’t hard to do if you’re Sunak
Here are some more imaginary policies the prime minister could scrap...
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Only extra-terrestrials can turn the next election into a close encounter
Rishi Sunak appears confident that the Conservatives will win the next election. What other bizarre circumstances does the PM envision arising?
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The Shapps of things to come: what new job could Grant be handed next?
The new defence secretary’s extraordinary adaptability means he could have even more roles to play in Sunak’s ailing government...
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Our schoolchildren must get used to hard sums, hard exams and hard hats
Parents all across the country will be bursting with pride as they wave their children off to school with their new uniforms, stationery and industrial safety equipment
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These are a few of my favourite things that forgetful Rishi could get away with
As Rishi Sunak’s recent breach of the ministerial code seems to have gone unnoticed, I speculate on what the “prime miniature” may forget to declare next...
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Don’t worry, be happy: here are your new human rights after Toryfication
What to expect when the Conservatives embark on the next stage of their mission to turn the UK into a totalitarian, one-party police state
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This TV reboot will make you long for the day when Suella’s ship has sailed
While I’m up in that little bubble universe that is Edinburgh during the Festival Fringe (Underbelly, Bristo Square every day at 4pm, thanks for asking), I’ve come up with this rather pleasing little sitcom parody. Hope it – hey! – floats your boat…
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Rishi Sunak’s desperate ploy to woo drivers is car-crash politics
The prime minister is on a mission to win over motorists. What else does he have up his sleeve?
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Elon Musk’s latest ‘brainwave’ shows why he completely lacks the X-factor
The owner of Twitter has taken one of the world’s most instantly recognisable brand names and replaced it with something utterly meaningless
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As excuses go, ‘I forgot my PIN’ is akin to ‘the dog ate my homework’
Boris Johnson’s explanation as to why he failed to hand over his phone to the Covid inquiry is another example of how ‘forgetful’ he is...
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The Tories finally deliver on a promise – making Britain a hostile environment
In an attempt to deter migrants, the government’s mission is to turn the country into an unwelcoming, collapsing, dystopian hellscape. Oh, wait...